Faded, one-trick embarrassment Marilyn Manson has, it seems morphed into an angry fourteen year old kid, under attack from the jocks in school.
Blogging on his MySpace page (which is already funny), he has threatened to kill any journalists who fabricate any stories about him. The ’soon-to-be-murdered-in-their-home press’ are obviously quaking in their boots at the though of an overweight has-been and his legions (around seventeen at last count) of outcast children calling at their door. His threat is quite specific..
But if one more “journalist” makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech. I dare you all to write one more thing that you won’t say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.
I’m quite interested in seeing if Mr Manson will uphold his threat. So:
- Marilyn Manson smells like kippers!
- Marilyn Manson has eleven toes!
- Marilyn Manson watches ‘Ferngully – The Last Rainforest’ every single day!
- Marilyn Manson’s real name is Wankbar Twattychops!
- Marilyn Manson has an actual physical penis attached to the back of his head!
Any more Marilyn Manson facts?
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