…yeah, it’s been slow on the news front this weekend.
But never mind! What you see above is a fan-shot video of rubber mouthed rock dinosaur Steven Tyler of Aerosmith falling off a stage in South Dakota. Watch him go! Point – point – dance – spin – DOWN.
According to bastion of reliable reporting – Twitter – Steven broke his shoulder and had stitches in his back and head.
Back in the eighties I’m pretty sure Tyler, thanks to his superhuman drug use would have got right back up and finished the show, tour and gone at least a year before finding out he’d broken a bone. Now – the whole tour is in jeopardy.