Newsgush: Allen Vs Interwebs -You Decide!


Ah Lily Allen. Not content with being a not-very-talented all rounder, the B-list daughter has gathered up a few quote-unquote “fellow artists” to have a pop at file sharers.

Coming hot on the heels of the Featured Artist’s Coalition announcement that file sharer’s should not be punished, Lily has resorted to her fave medium and ours – the blog – to voice her concerns, and it seems she’s not alone, with heavyweight “talent” like Gary Barlow and James Blunt backing her up.

“Lily is our leader” says blandest man in the world, Blunt; “She’s asking British musicians to galvanise over a serious crime: the death of a Great British industry – our music business”.

DT is of the opinion that awful music produced by talentless simpletons, and sold to spoon-fed X-Factor fans may be more of a problem, but what do we know? Lily, who has already decided to quit music in favour of a stage career may have a point, or she may just enjoy the headlines.

According to one of them out of Radiohead “It’s going to start a war they cannot win”. Is he right? Or can Ms.Allen overcome this -and looking an awful lot like her dad – and emerge triumphant?

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  • Posted September 21, 2009 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    James Blunt vs Fergal Sharkey.
    Fist fight, no knives. Who would win?

  • Posted September 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    If you’re wondering why Fergal Sharkey

  • Posted September 22, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    Knives would be useless against Feargal anyway, we all know he’s Tear-proof.

    Jesus, reduced to making Undertones jokes…

  • ugeine
    Posted September 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Weird, I seem to actually be able to get on this one but not WWM.

    Personally, I think she’s a privileged little tit and am pretty surprised she’s still got the nads to claim that it was her PR invented ‘myspace revolution’ that is the reason she’s famous rather then her celebrity child status.

    Once you take this away from her argument, she’s got nothing left, she’s basically just repeating the same thing the RIAA have been saying.

    Besides, she’s not exactly looking shabby…

  • Posted September 22, 2009 at 5:23 pm | Permalink

    She looks like her dad! Even if you were actually in coitus with her you’d keep looking down (or up, I’m not sexist) and thinking “Arrrrgh! Keith!”. It would put you right off your stroke I can tell you.

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