Up Chuck! The Ballad Of Biscuits Continues…


Punk semi-legend and occasional Danzig bookend Chuck Biscuits today joins the exclusive ranks of not-dead-rock –n-roll-Chucks (to be honest, Chuck Billy from Testament is the only other one we could think of) and former bandmate J.Christ by rising from the dead!

A bizarre – not to mention mean-spirited – internet hoax claimed he’d died of throat cancer yesterday, and yep, it suckered us in as well. The rumours spread down the series of tubes quickly after a tip-off from an ‘anonymous family member’. Rest assured he’s still bicuiting it up in Social Distortion. Up the Chuck!

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  • Kit Halsted
    Posted October 30, 2009 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    Umm, according to Social Distortion’s web site, Charlie Quintana replaced Chuck Biscuits on the skins 9 years ago, and was himself replaced by Atom Willard earlier this year.

  • Posted October 30, 2009 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    Yeah probably, to be perfectly honest, I haven’t kept fully up t date on the Biscuit’s (as he’s known round here) movements – instead, I follow Eerie Von around in a Volkswagon camper van. Eerie is suspicious that the van is always parked near his house, but he figures it’s just kids. Last Thursday, Eerie had the day off from his part-time job in the Marie Curie Cancer Trust store, and decided to mow his lawn. He rode around and around on the little tractor his son Montevano gave him for Christmas, and put some superb lawn tennis stripes in. Little did he know that I had observed his every move. And that rader, is why you probably shouldn’t rely entirely on me for your semi-legendary punk band member news.

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