NewsGush: Egypt vs Beyonce

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Pop overlord Beyonce recently visited Egypt where she was given a tour of the Pyramids and the Sphinx by the county’s leading Egyptologist Zahi Hawass. Unfortunately they did not become friends and go on action packed adventures, pursued by a mummy through scenic locations. Hawass is quoted as saying…

I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her book on King Tutankhamen…She’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand. She’s coming here to take pictures and that’s it.

In my mind he added…

Those who insult the treasures of the Pharaohs, there will be judgment…an end shall be made for her… Anubis shall seize her neck like a bird… He shall cast the fear of himself  into her.

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6 Comments

  • Posted November 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    Why don’t you link to the original article that you obvious used here?

  • Von
    Posted November 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    Cos I didn’t get it from there? I hope you’ve asked every other site covering this story to do the same.

  • Posted November 16, 2009 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Maybe the curse will pass on to Jay-Z? Then lovely Bouncy and I could finally get it on…

  • bey fan
    Posted November 17, 2009 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    beyonce is on a world tour and makin vids
    she doesnt have time to concentrate on trivial things like da pyramids
    they may be interesting but she doesnt have time its not like she has to learn everything bout everywhere she goes shes been round da world many times nd has only bout a few days in 1 place

  • Posted November 17, 2009 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    bey…it’s the FUCKING PYRAMIDS man.

  • Posted November 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    bey fan – i’m not sure if you know it, but you’re a poet!

    beyonce is on a world tour and makin vids /

    she doesnt have time to concentrate on trivial things like da pyramids /

    they may be interesting /

    but she doesnt have time its not like she has to learn everything /

    hehehehe.

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