Pop overlord Beyonce recently visited Egypt where she was given a tour of the Pyramids and the Sphinx by the county’s leading Egyptologist Zahi Hawass. Unfortunately they did not become friends and go on action packed adventures, pursued by a mummy through scenic locations. Hawass is quoted as saying…
I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her book on King Tutankhamen…She’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand. She’s coming here to take pictures and that’s it.
In my mind he added…
Those who insult the treasures of the Pharaohs, there will be judgment…an end shall be made for her… Anubis shall seize her neck like a bird… He shall cast the fear of himself into her.
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Why don’t you link to the original article that you obvious used here?
http://bikyamasr.com/?p=5683
Cos I didn’t get it from there? I hope you’ve asked every other site covering this story to do the same.
Maybe the curse will pass on to Jay-Z? Then lovely Bouncy and I could finally get it on…
beyonce is on a world tour and makin vids
she doesnt have time to concentrate on trivial things like da pyramids
they may be interesting but she doesnt have time its not like she has to learn everything bout everywhere she goes shes been round da world many times nd has only bout a few days in 1 place
bey…it’s the FUCKING PYRAMIDS man.
bey fan – i’m not sure if you know it, but you’re a poet!
beyonce is on a world tour and makin vids /
she doesnt have time to concentrate on trivial things like da pyramids /
they may be interesting /
but she doesnt have time its not like she has to learn everything /
hehehehe.