…yeah, it’s been slow on the news front this weekend.
But never mind! What you see above is a fan-shot video of rubber mouthed rock dinosaur Steven Tyler of Aerosmith falling off a stage in South Dakota. Watch him go! Point – point – dance – spin – DOWN.
What you see above is a band who are either very, very clever or monumentally thick. Thick to the point of non-functional. So thick, in fact, that they cease to function as normal humans and simply begin to mill around making grunting noises, dribbling and, in this lots’ case, styling their hair.
Stop it NOW, big internet companies! You’re starting to embarrass yourselves! As previously covered, Microsoft decided to use nu-grunge hate figures and enemy of all those with ears, Nickelback, as an incentive to get people to use their sub par browser. And today it appears faded internet behemoth AOL have launched an all Nickelback radio station.
Faded, one-trick embarrassment Marilyn Manson has, it seems morphed into an angry fourteen year old kid, under attack from the jocks in school.
Blogging on his MySpace page (which is already funny), he has threatened to kill any journalists who fabricate any stories about him. The ’soon-to-be-murdered-in-their-home press’ are obviously quaking in their boots at the though of an overweight has-been and his legions (around seventeen at last count) of outcast children calling at their door. His threat is quite specific..
Black Sabbath took their name from a Boris Karloff movie. Now things have come around full circle as their legendary guitarist, Tony Iommi, has announced plans to hook up with producer Mike Fleiss – the producer of the Hostel movies and a whole host of ‘Worlds Blankiest Blank’ TV filler – to produce a series of horror movies.
