Half Man Half Biscuit once sang:
It’s a bad review, we got a bad review …oh Lord
It’s a bad review – wotta we gonna do? …oh Lord
I can’t walk down the street ‘cos other groups I might meet, and they’ll smirk
Oh, it’s a rum old do, is a bad review …oh Lord
And my girlfriend’s fuming
Following in the footsteps of the file-share crazy Swedes, a UK version of The pirate Party has been launched and is now recognised as a legitimate political entity.
Although not likely to win the next general election they can certainly bring some attention to the frankly idiotic and draconian copyright laws still in existence.
In a strange internet switcheroo, we’ve managed to grab an interview with music and celeb interviewer exraordianare – Matt Edmondson. Probably best known for his work making D list celebs sound interesting on Holy Moly TV, he has made a massive career switch and is now making D list musicians sound interesting on Sony Ericsson’s Pocket TV. We talk Mr T, Sneddon, fans, and why he is the next Richard Blackwood…
Gigs! They’re great! Everybody gets together to enjoy music in a wonderful, idyllic scenario where there is nothing but love and understanding. Everyone is there for one purpose – to have a good time with an awesome soundtrack. What could be better!?
Yeah right.
Gigs are a sweaty mess of idiocy fulled by overpriced booze and a sense that if you aren’t having the best time – the only solution is to drink MORE. Dance MORE. It looks like someone on the left is having a better time than you DANCEDRINK! It’s loud, smelly, and for some reason you are joined by some of the worst people in the entire world – who inexplicably have the same taste in music as you. And you can’t escape from them. These are those people.
…yeah, it’s been slow on the news front this weekend.
But never mind! What you see above is a fan-shot video of rubber mouthed rock dinosaur Steven Tyler of Aerosmith falling off a stage in South Dakota. Watch him go! Point – point – dance – spin – DOWN.
