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Beyonce Motown Remix

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There are times when you’ll be sat at work, the godawful strains of commercial radio filling yor ears with bilge, when you may find yourself wishing that current popular music took more notes from the classics. Obviously Endless Noise feel the same way, conjuring up this fantastic motown version of Beyonce’s Single Ladies – makes us wish beehives were back in fashion.

NewsGush: Egypt vs Beyonce

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Pop overlord Beyonce recently visited Egypt where she was given a tour of the Pyramids and the Sphinx by the county’s leading Egyptologist Zahi Hawass. Unfortunately they did not become friends and go on action packed adventures, pursued by a mummy through scenic locations. Hawass is quoted as saying…

I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her book on King Tutankhamen…She’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand. She’s coming here to take pictures and that’s it.

In my mind he added…

Those who insult the treasures of the Pharaohs, there will be judgment…an end shall be made for her… Anubis shall seize her neck like a bird… He shall cast the fear of himself  into her.

Newsgush: Kanye West Makes A Tit Of Himself

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All round spanner and walking advert for douchebaggery Kanye West took another step towards utter insanity yesterday by deciding to bumrush the stage of the MTV VMAs and declare a Beyonce video ‘one of the best of all time’ while teenage county singer Taylor Swift was receiving the award for best video. It is, quite frankly, embarrassing for all involved.
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