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NewsGush: Egypt vs Beyonce

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Pop overlord Beyonce recently visited Egypt where she was given a tour of the Pyramids and the Sphinx by the county’s leading Egyptologist Zahi Hawass. Unfortunately they did not become friends and go on action packed adventures, pursued by a mummy through scenic locations. Hawass is quoted as saying…

I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her book on King Tutankhamen…She’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand. She’s coming here to take pictures and that’s it.

In my mind he added…

Those who insult the treasures of the Pharaohs, there will be judgment…an end shall be made for her… Anubis shall seize her neck like a bird… He shall cast the fear of himself  into her.

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